tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77475766699287870382012-02-17T12:04:03.432+08:00Terry Lauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06377031796451012256noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7747576669928787038.post-83211516559977273782008-07-16T11:52:00.007+08:002008-07-16T12:12:29.762+08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AUaWCcDlI5s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AUaWCcDlI5s&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Lol, this is one of the most powerful word in English<br /><br />Hey dude, don't try to be funny k?<br /><br />This<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuckest fuck</span>er's <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuck</span>yer absolute<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuck</span>ing behaviour than my <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuck </span>has <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">fuck</span>ed me until I'm <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuck</span>ed up.<br /><br />1 cent worth I guess Wahaha<br /><br />Well let's take a look at the Donkey Story<br /><br />The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.<br /><br />The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.<br /><br />The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.<br /><br />The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.<br /><br />The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.<br /><br />This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.<br /><br />The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .<br /><br />The Bishop fainted.<br /><br />He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.<br /><br />The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.<br /><br />This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.<br /><br />The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.<br /><br />Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.<br /><br />Well this is a joke from<span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"> http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/the-donkey-06062008.html</span>, it's the same from the website. So I'll just copy and paste ok? Don't sue me for that? I have no money but my <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">ASS</span> to pay you haha~<br /><br />Well, English is fun, isn't it?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7747576669928787038-8321151655997727378?l=terry-lsc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Terry Lauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06377031796451012256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7747576669928787038.post-83576621676035074962008-07-14T22:06:00.002+08:002008-07-14T22:37:42.472+08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lu9D8tjAW9Q&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lu9D8tjAW9Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />蟋蟀对着蟑螂 有什么东西好说？<br />Shall we talk Shall we talk<br />好让我们重新认识別隐瞒<br /><br />Seriously<br />I think that we all need to have a good talk<br /><br />Am I getting EMO?<br />Or just that<br />I am too lonely<br />When I have nothing to do<br />When I have quited my job<br /><br />I miss you<br />But, I missed you<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9D8tjAW9Q"></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9D8tjAW9Q"></a><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7747576669928787038-8357662167603507496?l=terry-lsc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Terry Lauhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06377031796451012256noreply@blogger.com0